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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Bad Bunny Burns Report - 27 Feb 07

Hello My Beautiful Girl Bonita, Blogging Buddies, and Effuryone Else,

It has been awhile, but I haf returned-bad to the bone.

Today I impart some bunny wisdom:

Being outside is wonerful.....
.....bunny torture devices are not!

White carrots are not acceptable and are to be thrown as hard as possible out the hutch door.

DO NOT CHEW THE CORDS!!!!!

Peeing by Dad's fluffy bed sleeping objects is not acceptable.....
.....but makes a statement.

Chewing holes in the couch just means Mom will take money from the Rabbie Treat Fund to save up and replace said furniture

Digging in the litterbox to show disapproval is not acceptable, especially when there are Rabbie raisins already in it.

DO NOT CHEW THE CORDS!!!!!!

Nipping Mom for sunggles is not acceptable.....
.....head bumps are.....
.....but they are not as fun.

DO NOT CHEW THE CORDS!!!!!

Picking on the cats is dangerous or so I've been told.....
.....absolutely no proof of that yet.

Showing my teeth to Dad makes a statement he is to dense to figure out.

DO NOT CHEW ON THE CORDS!!!!!

Muttering in Mom's ear gets Rabbie extra treats.

And there you haf it effurybunny, my current bunny wisdom update.

Luvs to all,
Rabbie Burns, ie BMD, Mr Gravey

19 Comments:

Blogger Mrs. Sniffles said...

Bunny Mommy says that I have taken a page from your BBB Book. I stopped eating the molding but last night I decided to go behind the telelision and desk area to where all the bunny proofing is so I was all mixed up in wires... THREE TIMES. No matter how much I got squirted with the water bottle I kept going back for more! Bunny Daddy was not happy for all the trouble I put Mommy through and now I"m grounded.

2:58 PM

 
Blogger Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Thank you for visiting our blog, it is nice to meet you.

3:40 PM

 
Blogger The Meezers said...

I likes chewing the cords too Rabbie. I learnt that chewing frough laptop cords costs mommy about $50 to get one over-nited to her. I noticed that my windowsill money is gone, so I guess she tookded it to pay for the cord. DON'T CHEW THE CORDS!!! - Sammy

5:45 PM

 
Blogger William said...

You are very wise, Rabbie.

7:55 PM

 
Blogger Sophia, The Diva Kitty said...

But those cords are sooooo tasty

-Fiona

8:07 PM

 
Blogger Mattingly said...

Rabbie Rasins!!! Hee Hee! We are LOVING that one. It's always great to get one of your reports!

8:25 PM

 
Blogger Rosie & Cheeto said...

Wow, yoo sure have a grate report to report....ummm, it's going to take sum time but I think we got what yer not suppowsed to do!!

9:30 PM

 
Blogger Dragonheart said...

Terrific report. :) Thanks for sharing those words of bun wisdom!

1:17 AM

 
Anonymous Cheysuli said...

Humans are just no fun. Don't they know how fun it is to chew cords?

9:11 AM

 
Blogger Catzee said...

They don't let kitties chew cord effur. sounds like bein a bunny is fun!

9:58 AM

 
Blogger somebunnysloveDOTcom said...

The best cords to chew are the ones for the X-Box controllers. Doing so makes Daddy hop up and down like a rabbit!
=:8

11:25 AM

 
Blogger Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

I like hedfone wires - furry furry tasty!
Cocoa

4:49 PM

 
Blogger Gattina said...

Of course you can add my cat blog to your pets, they are lovely ! Most of the women are afraid of rats but I find them cute ! My neighbor's granddaughter has one and it sits always on her shoulder when she is learning !
Do you want to join CATS ON TUESDAY ? I founded this group about 2 months ago and now we are quite a bunch of funny cat lovers. The purpose was to allow cat people who don't have a special cat blog to write once a week about their cats. The stories coming out of it are really very nice. I had to split my main blog and made this cat blog.
Let me know so that I can add you to the blogroll.

7:59 PM

 
Blogger Cis said...

You are so wise, Bunny Burns! Humans should understand that rabbits and rats are made for chewing and should be allowed to do so on whatever they want and whenever they want to!

Greetings from The Rats Inn!

12:33 AM

 
Blogger Gwen said...

Last week end we ate some cords in mum's office and we too were told "DO NOT CHEW THE CORDS!!!!!"
but it's so tasty, how could we resist?

2:02 AM

 
Blogger Rattie said...

Ummm, I don't see a problem are not everything owned by humans your chew toys?! heh heh heh

11:04 AM

 
Blogger Forty Paws said...

Very informative!! And we think you were trying to tell efurrybody not to chew cords? Ok. Yup. We really like the thin ones, like speaker wires or headphone wires.

Yup.

Luf, Us

3:10 PM

 
Blogger Hops & Robyn said...

Ahh, very wise Rabbie. I went through a phase marking my territory on the human bed, and I'd have to agree that cords are just very appetizing for a bun (especially skinny wires that sever easily like cell phone chargers and headphones), but are indeed a no-no.

8:07 PM

 
Blogger Miss Bonita said...

Hello My Rabbie--
You are such a wise and handsome rabbit! My Mommy used to coat the wires with hot sauce to keep me and my bunny brothers and sister from chewing. It was very tasty. One of my brothers chewed the phone line and we didn't get phone calls for almost a week until Mom and Dad figured it out!

Your girl, Bonita

PS--I wanted to post sooner, but Blogger kept giving me error messages. *Sigh*

5:55 AM

 

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