Merlin's Secret Paws from cousin Beauty in Mew York

I gots my Secret Paw from my cousin Beauty
in Mew York. Beauty does a nice SP let
me tell you.

This must be mine, hummmm.

Wow look at all that stuff! Oh bitzy balls
my favorite. I luv the jingle.

I gots a fluffy mousies, THREE cans of stinky goodness
and a red blankie made by Auntie Mary. Oh and some
crunchie goodies.

And in the very bottom was a piece of tissues paper
for me to wrestle with and crinkle up. I luv the sound
of tissues papers. I luv it! Look at me go.

Mom why didn't I get some toys yet? -SHadow
Because they aren't here yet. -Mom

That's so unfair. I think I will go pick on Merlin
who is enjoying his tissue paper too much! -Shadow

Auuuggghh, Shadow stop picking on me. That's my tissues paper. -Merlin

Feel the wrath of Shadow, Merlin. You will now surrender the
tissue paper. -Shadow

Later after the smackdown had quieted, I enjoyed a nappie
on my favorite 40Paws hammock covered in my new
snuggle blankie.
Thank you so much for my wonderful SP cousin Beauty.
I ated two of the cans of stinky goodness already. Yumm.
I luvs you.
~Merlin "Dude" Schumacher~