As a poodie who knows the finer things in life, I have come to the conclusion that I need more attention. The flowers are nice Mom, the food is good, the cat box is scooped, the water is fresh, but Mom, I need your lap here whenever I want to sit on it. I feel a tad neglected with you gone.
PS the vermin did not deserve the minipumkin pie you gave them tonight. The have been bad.