Quetionaire from Rodentia as filled out by intelligent poodies

1. What time did you get up this morning? 1:00, 2:00, 3:40, 4:00, 6:00, etc
2. Diamonds or pearls? diamonds, on our collars, thanks
3. What was the last film you saw at the movies? Mom watched the loud "Star Lords" movie with wizzing lights and fast speeders the other night on the bright box, so we guess that one, but we really don't watch many movies
4. What is your favorite TV show? any show that makes Mom or Kinsey kitten sit still enough to hold us for a bit
5. What did you have for breakfast? Meow Mix, the only kind of breakfast
6. What is your middle name? "The Dude", Ko, Sweetie
7 What is your favourite cuisine? Tuna
8. What foods do you dislike? nuts, they stink
9. What is your favorite chip flavor? Doritos Nacho Cheese or Cheetoes Cheese Puffs
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? the round kind
11. What type of car do you drive? we don't drive any car; they are unnatural
12. Favorite sandwich? Tuna
13. What characteristic do you despise? Vermin dancing around just out of reach and being snide and making faces
14. Favorite item of clothing? anything that smells like Mom or just smells
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation? Probably the fish mart-fresh tuna
16. What color is your bathroom? beige with indoor sand
17. Favorite brand of clothing? the dirty kind or the clean ones fresh out of the dryer that have not been haired up yet
18. Where would you retire to? We are already retired
19. Favorite time of the day? morning when the birds are chirping; evening when everyone is home
21. Where were you born? Here
22. Favorite sport to watch? Vermin bouncing
23. Who do you least expect to repost this? Dad
24. Person you expect to repost it? what?????????? we don't understand the question
25.What fabric detergent do you use? we don't; Mom does the clothes
26. Coke or Pepsi? water, but we like to feel the fizzies in Coke on our noses
27. Are you a morning person or a night owl? we are neither, we are fluffy poodies
28. What is your shoe size? we don't have shoes, but our stuffed sockies are about a paw length
29. Do you have any pets? all others in the house, except the vermin who we plan on making slaves
30. Any new and exciting news you would like to share with family & friends? If you don't get rid of the vermin, we will wnslave them
31. What did you want to be when you were little? loved, with no commitments on our part

~Poi Poodies (Myrddin, Shadow, Kao' Ko Kung)