Bad Bunny Burns Report-14 March 2006
Dear Fellow Fluffies,
Being a Bad Bunny Burns is EXHAUSTING. Yes, even I have to sleep sometimes. Here I have grabbed some half-shuteye under the bakers rack.
I have found out that I am a bunny of GREAT PERSUASION, and all this takes is some persistence.
I finally got Mom to understand that I favor being a couch bunny and access to the couch, even if it means climbing up there using her drum, is a must when I am out. Also, I need my purple blankie up there waiting for me so I have "my own space". She has been very accomodating. However, my greatest feat of PERSUASION so far has been Merlin...let me explain.
The other day Mom let me out in a small run area where there is a gaily coloured fence to keep me in a small space and not all over. I wanted to make a point that this IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
So while Mom was busy I PERSUADED Merlin to sit in the "gaily coloured" enclosure, and I jumped all the way to the couch and sat until we could be noticed. As proof I have a picture, which Mom took to help me prove my point and remind her that I prefer the couch over the small area.
Yes, it was a bunny day of victory.
Binkies,
Rabbie Burns
6 Comments:
noooo. noooooooo! sleepin on tha job is just not akxseptible behavyur for a minyion rabby - i doesn't want to see you doin it agen!
riff
3:57 PM
Heh...I should be all about the kitty, but that's pretty funny
9:01 PM
Smart bunny! Um...how did you persuade the cat to get inside the enclosure? Was there some coercion or mind-control involved?
11:29 PM
What a jump!! It takes awhile to train moms.
12:27 PM
Did you bribe the kitty with nip to get him in there? Nip is stuff of Great Persuasion for kitties. *nods* Glad you got your Mommy trained!
11:39 PM
I agree with Orlando. My Bunny Parents forgot I could jump when they made me a flat with no top. Good job on the couch, couches are very spectacular and all bunnies should have unlimited access.
2:51 PM
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