Fig Update....

I am feeling well enough to post an update myself. I had surgery Friday, but I'm feeling much better. I haven't figured out how to get this sticky stuff off of my jaw yet, so I can clean out my sore, but there is still time.

I'm a little high from the pain meds, but this is my last day on them. Mom said something to the effect of me already being a gold lined rat, so she wasn't paying for a pain med addiction too. I'm not sure what that means, but I figured I better enjoy while I could. :)

Mom is giving me this other stuff in yogurt too. She said it was Aunti Biotic's stuff but I don't have an Auntie Biotic, so it must be someone else's Aunty. I just like the yogurt. Mom's says it will make me feel all better, and she must be right, because I already feel like running around and going back to my old condo. I know Georgie must miss me since I am such a sterling roommate, but I have to wait still Mom says. (I don't like the little cage I'm in. I barely have room to stretch out.)

The Vet said I was a little heavy, 1 pound 5 ouces, but I've recently lost weight with my mouth ouchie. Dad said she was right. Mom said I was just big boned. I love my Mom.

~Horatio Phinneaus "Fig" Newton