It has come to our attention that certain cats (Merlin, Shadow, KoKo to be exact) have recently sent a rather speciest and completely WRONG memo to our Mom with several rude and indiscrete suggestions on just what should happen to the RAT POPULATION here at Poiland Schumacher Mommy's House for All Loved Animals Sanctuary. We simply refuse to stand for it. It is time we PROTEST fellow rodentia, PROTEST. Let's teach the little ratlets how to use the constitutional rights to peaceful assembly in the name of equality for all beings large or small, furred or naked, smart or stupid. We will fight for our right to mac & cheese and fluffy hammocks with the best of them. Grab your standards ratties and rise up.......*pant, pant* *takes sip of water* WE WILL PREVAIL ~Narnia Smallrat Schumacher
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You stand up for your rights rodents! We, the Guinea Pigs at Scooby, Shaggy & Scouts house will stand united with you!!! Officially Signed & Ceritfied: Little Bo, Sid, Theodore, Miss Emma, Gerogie & Sasha.
6:10 PM
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