Thursday, May 04, 2006


To: Mom

From: The Fantastic Three aka Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko

Date: 4 May 2006

RE: The Excess of Vermin

We respectfully submit a plan of ideal placement for the over abundance of vermin found at 1031 Ala Napunani #101.

After a large okay absolutely no official amount of research, we have found that too many vermin may cause cancer. Since we do not want our 'beans suffering undue amounts of disease because we would starve in their absence, we have come up with several innovative and very practical ways to thin out the said vermin.

1. Take 2-3 ratlets, tie them with dental floss and place in cat toy basket at foot of bookcase. If Mom would be willing to donate one of her nice wooden sticks, ahem dowels, we could actually make dangle toys. Note: do not tie tails to feet as this would redue the vermin to balls of fluff with no fun dangly parts.

2. Box up 2 ratlets in a priority box with holes punched in side and send to Edsel, who needs some pets.

3. Roll a half dozen ratlets up in crescent roll dough and make poodie snacks--ratlets in a blanket.

4. Being of generous and helpful character, we suggest all left over vermin happily donate themselves to science in an effort to further the study of the effects of vermin cooties on 'beans and poodies. We already have a voluteer driver to drop you off at the UH labs...the poodle in unit #102 assures us he has a valid drivers license and access to a handicap van.

So as can be seen, the after affects of the vermin dispersal/removal will be to the benefit of all poodies concerned. Oh yes and will remove the chance of the residing 'beans from catching vermin carrying disease.


Absolutely none


Anonymous Tale said...

Chester, Casey, Mink and Dylan have asked me to sign a petition in support of this memo. Now, I've tried to explain to CCM&D that they too are the vermin in question, but they don't seem to want to know...

Anyway, I hope all the vermin will be removed appropriately.

1:09 AM

Blogger Sham said...

OMG that has made me laugh so much hehehe, thanks for brightening my day.

I think Si would like a copy of this to sign too, but I think Riff is planning a revenge...

3:02 AM

Blogger The Meezers said...

we would definately like to try one of those vermin in a blanket thingies.

this made our mommy laugh so much she SNORTED. That's not a noise we want to hear ever again.

6:59 AM

Blogger PrincessMia said...

uh-oh. It's a Reowolution!

9:34 AM

Blogger Oreo said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Send some to me..I LOVE to chase mice.....

11:01 AM

Blogger Kukka-Maria said...

I'm anxious to read your mom's response. For your sake, I hope she goes for your proposal.

My guess is that she won't.

Should be interesting! What a great letter to her!

3:11 PM

Blogger Petey said...

I'll take two, I've always wanted to try rat-kabobs.

8:19 PM

Blogger Patches & Mittens said...

The MOm laughed so hard when she read this. We are with the meezers, we would like to try them vermin in a blanket, Mistrie included, she likes rats and mice to eat!!

10:26 PM

Blogger Edsel/The Pooch said...

my Mom said if you're goin' to mail any, mail them to Oreo. we're already supposed to have rats outside (altho we think that is just a stupid rumor cause we have a big yard and have been outside a lot and haven't seen ONE)

5:37 PM

Blogger bat & bandit said...

yummmmmm . . .ratlets in a blanket AND rat kebabs. send some thisaway!

9:07 PM

Anonymous Baker said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Send some to me..I LOVE to chase mice..... 11:01 AM  

5:33 AM


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