Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Bad Bunny Burns report

Ok, folks, this is Rabbie and we have some problems. First, no pitchur (Mom took the camera).
Second, Mom is in big trouble...she and Kinsey went somewhere called Noo Yawk for a MONTH
and left us here with Dad.
Next, Dad decided to go off for a few days to the Big Eye Land, wherever that is.
I'm very mad.
He tried leaving Merlin in charge. HA! Please...Merlin can't even take care of himself.
So I let Merlin think he was in charge (just because he's bigger and OLDER than everyone else),
then picked the lock on the cage and got out to blog.
Now the compooper isn't that hard to use (Dad is going to be surprised,
I not only got in but used his Administrator account...lucky he took the funny little white
compooper with the bitten apple with him).
So here I am. Expressing my dismay with the 'beans.
Believe me, everyone here is mad, but the rest are to emotionally distraught to function.
Me, I'm a bun...like a Vulcan and a Klingon but tougher.
I'm organizing a protest. When Dad gets home, he's going to find a mess
like you wouldn't believe.
And everyting that is fluffy is going to either ignore or bite him (or both).
If I can get those whiny cats Merlin and KoKo to listen...grrrr.
So by for now, I've got work to do and poo to fling.


Blogger Ariel said...

"Wow" you sound really mad.I get likr that whenever mom goes away.Yet I never tried flinging poo.I got to remember that for the next time mom goes away.

8:55 AM

Blogger Lux said...

I think I'd be *happy if Mom took off with the camera!

But flinging poo sounds like lots of fun!!!

5:31 PM

Anonymous Miss Bonita said...

Oh my poor Rabbie! If I were there with you, I'd shoot some pee-pee right onto the carpet. I'm also very good at chewing things. Once Mommy made me so angry that I flattened my ears, barked and shot pee-pee right at her head and she screamed. It was so funny that it made me laugh. Another time, I chewed up her John Fielder picture book just cause it was fun. It made her yell and cry at the same time. I bet you didn't know I had that side to me, did you? ; ) Maybe I should join the minion, huh?

11:35 PM

Blogger Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

"And everything that is fluffy is going to either ignore or bite him (or both)." - you have no idea how much our Lady loves that sentence! she's rolling on the floor laughing. we told her it's not in the least bit funny what you're having to put up with, but she's still cracking up. strange Lady.

12:08 AM

Anonymous Cheysuli said...

I'd vote for the bite... I ignore everyone...

10:49 AM

Blogger Rosie & Cheeto said...

Wow, yoo sound like yoo need company and we love making a mess. The only problum is getting to yer place...owr lady says we need to cross watur and we don't want to get wet.

1:13 PM

Blogger Kimo & Sabi said...

We wish you a furry happy, healthy, safe, snuggly, flea-free, Temptations-filled New Year!

6:04 PM

Anonymous Karen Jo said...

Happy poo flinging and Happy New Year.

1:43 AM

Blogger Eric and Flynn said...

Ignoor him, dat's what werks best furr us. Flinging poo sownds like fun. Maybe we will try that next time we're mad.

10:06 AM

Blogger Beau Beau & Angie said...

Yur bloggie werds are going alla wayyyyyyyy ofur to the right too! Somefin's wrong.
But I'm sure you'll fix it and then you'll have a happy healthy wealthy and wise 2007!

3:19 PM

Blogger Cecilia, The 2Bs & LT said...

Happy New Year!

3:43 PM

Blogger One-Eyed Jack said...

Oh, that doesn't sound like a good New Year at ALL!!! Bad Humans!!

Well, I hope the rest of the year gets better!

Happy New Year to all of you from all of us!

1:42 AM

Blogger jenianddean said...

Sorry you got ditched for New Years. Hope you had a big party while they were gone!

7:33 AM

Blogger Fat Eric said...

Happy New Year!

11:24 AM

Blogger momsbusy said...

yu must be fery mad to wanna fling poo! we hopes yur daddy makes it up to yu fur beins gone a cupala days. yur mommy owes yu big time. she evens took the camera, what wuz she thinkin? yu gotta posts pikshures.

yuki & kimiko

1:14 PM

Blogger Sham said...

Fling it! Ooooh, you go an fling dat poo!!!

Luv riff

10:27 AM

Anonymous Marina said...

I just wanted to offer you an apology for the lateness of your Secret Paw package. With travel and family, it was very difficult to find the time. However, it is in the mail now. I hope you like it, Ko-Ko.

- Marina

3:41 PM

Blogger Rattie said...

LOL!! Those humans, don't they know their place yet?!

8:45 AM


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