Bad Bunny Burns report

Ok, folks, this is Rabbie and we have some problems. First, no pitchur (Mom took the camera).
Second, Mom is in big trouble...she and Kinsey went somewhere called Noo Yawk for a MONTH
and left us here with Dad.
Next, Dad decided to go off for a few days to the Big Eye Land, wherever that is.
I'm very mad.
He tried leaving Merlin in charge. HA! Please...Merlin can't even take care of himself.
So I let Merlin think he was in charge (just because he's bigger and OLDER than everyone else),
then picked the lock on the cage and got out to blog.
Now the compooper isn't that hard to use (Dad is going to be surprised,
I not only got in but used his Administrator account...lucky he took the funny little white
compooper with the bitten apple with him).
So here I am. Expressing my dismay with the 'beans.
Believe me, everyone here is mad, but the rest are to emotionally distraught to function.
Me, I'm a bun...like a Vulcan and a Klingon but tougher.
I'm organizing a protest. When Dad gets home, he's going to find a mess
like you wouldn't believe.
And everyting that is fluffy is going to either ignore or bite him (or both).
If I can get those whiny cats Merlin and KoKo to listen...grrrr.
So by for now, I've got work to do and poo to fling.
BBB