This last weekend our 'beans went to Rozwel MewMewxico. Now for those of you who don't know what is special about this place, it is where aliens haf visited our place.
When Mom came home she had some books on the subject and pictures and stuff, so we sat on them to absorb the contents through osmosis (it's quicker than readin').
Now we wanted to share an interestin' thing we found with our fellow bloggin' buddies, since the subject of world domination and anatomical shortfalls have been discussed on various blogs over time.
We believe our research should gif hope to those of us who feel that not hafing opposible thumbs may slow us down on the evolutionary domination track. Of course we all know that, as fluffies, we are intellectually and emotionally superior to our 'beans and are here to guide them as best we can, but we feel that our research could show that physically we may be superior too.
The picture above is our support of our theory. It is a drawing done by a nurse that was on spot for the alien autopsy. And she later drew this for a fuuriend to share her experience. If you will notice, these little aliens not only had the power of space travel, but they did it WITHOUT OPPOSIBLE THUMBS. If you look closely you will see, no thumbs. The nurse also stated clearly to her furriend that the aliens had only fingers without thumbs present.
We show this as proof that instead of helping the 'beans, their thumbs may actually be holding them back. In addition, their propaganda concerning beings with thumbs to be superior physically simply is not true.
~The Fluffy Tribe