The 12 Ratty Days of Christmas

By Poi Rodentia: Pip, Fig, Georgie, Aeowen, Narnia, Josie, Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent

On the first day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me a hammock hanging in a palm tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me two hazelnuts,
And a hammock hanging in a palm tree

On the third day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me three shredded boxes,
Two hazelnuts,
And a hammock hanging in a palm tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me four soft foofs,
Three shredded boxes,
Two hazelnuts,
And a hammock hanging in a palm tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me five yoo-oo-gies,
Four soft foofs,
Three shredded boxes,
Two hazelnuts,
And a hammock hanging in a palm tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me, six chewed up towels,
Five yoo-oo-gies,
Four soft foofs,
Three shredded boxes,
Two hazelnuts,
And a hammock hanging in a palm tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me, seven brown doots,
Six chewed up towels,
Five yoo-oo-gies,
Four soft foofs,
Three shredded boxes,
Two hazelnuts,
And a hammock hanging in a palm tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me, eight eye boggles
Seven brown doots,
Six chewed up towels,
Five yoo-oo-gies,
Four soft foofs,
Three shredded boxes,
Two hazelnuts,
And a hammock hanging in a palm tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me, nine chewed couch holes,
Eight eye boggles,
Seven brown doots,
Six chewed up towels,
Five yoo-oo-gies,
Four soft foofs,
Three shredded boxes,
Two hazelnuts,
And a hammock hanging in a palm tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me, ten cookie crumbs,
Nine chewed couch holes,
Eight eye boggles,
Seven brown doots,
Six chewed up towels,
Five yoo-oo-gies,
Four soft foofs,
Three shredded boxes,
Two hazelnuts,
And a hammock hanging in a palm tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me eleven little ratlets,
Ten cookie crumbs,
Nine chewed couch holes,
Eight eye boggles,
Seven brown doots,
Six chewed up towels,
Five yoo-oo-gies,
Four soft foofs,
Three shredded boxes,
Two hazelnuts,
And a hammock hanging in a palm tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my ratties gave to me 12 ratty yawns,
Eleven ratlets,
Ten cookie crumbs,
Nine chewed couch holes,
Eight eye boggles,
Seven brown doots,
Six chewed up towels,
Five yoo-oo-gies,
Four soft foofs,
Three shredded boxes,
Two hazelnuts,
And a hammock hanging in a palm tree.