I'M PUBLISHED...READ ME AND WEEP!!!

It'shereit'shereit'shereit'shereit'shere,etc.
The book!!!! IT HAS ARRIVED. I am now
a published poodie. I'M ON AMAZON.
We did it. The bloggin cats have a book
WE ARE THE KITTIES
Yes, here's the envelope; I've got to see the
cover in person....here I go.......

Wha?....hey?? Not funny, guys....were's the books?
Oh great, now I'm stuck.

This if furry humiliatin' for a published poodie
what will people think? %@@#$*(&^ you
could help out here instead of laughin' Mom.
I will remember this.

Alright, where's the books?
~Merlin (story found on page 68)