Vishus Deer Report

Since we now live on the mainland where there are numerous vishus deer as reported by the fluffy bloggin community and other sources, we decided to edoocate ourselves about this possible threat.

Mom just finished unpacking our can of Rocky and Mao's Vishus Deer Repellant, not considering it important enough to haf in the suitcases. Meanwhile, the vishus deers are moving closer in their boldness to poodies we know.

Here is proof that the vishus deers are so bold as to go up to the yard of our feline cousins in upstatenewyawk. Look at these dangerous beings. We know Buddy, Beauty, and Piper were prolly shaking in their boots since they do not haf any of Rocky and Mao's Repellent.

Small vishus deer-in-training.

Group of vishus deer prolly planning on yard
domination as these picts were taken

Small vishus deer-in-training wif vishus momdeer

And here we bring you picts of vishus deer so dangerous here in MewMewico that they are kept in cages where they cannot hurt anyone unsuspecting of their troo natures.

It is shocking we tell you.

~The Fluffy Tribe