Nymphadora Tonks after a criketini bender.....LOL

No I'm not deaad; I'm moltingssss. I spun a nice
soft webmat to lay on and then stretched out.
Thisss is how we tarantulas molt. We wiggle
out of our old sssskinssss then. I am now
as large as Mom'ssss palm when it is ssstretched
out. SSSShe ssssayssss I'm beautiful with my dark
rose back. Mom and Kinsey love me. They got
me a new home that is twice the size of my other
one and hasssss two logssss and a deeper water
dish and more green things to hide behind.
It is harder to catch cricketsssss now and gives
me more exercisssssse. I'm also in the living room
where everyone can admire my beauty.

~Tonks~