Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, I'm feeling happy....

I love wearing Kinsey's necklaces. Isn't this
one so becoming on me?
~Merlin (on probation)

Friday, August 25, 2006


Luna from the blog Gatubelas is lost. She ran away from the vet when they opened the door and were not watching or being careful.

Please efurry body purray for Luna and her family that she will come home safe and be found soon.


Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Murder Mystery Part III

After Detectives Ford and Arthur carefully went over the evidence collected by CSI Kinsey "Kitten", they discovered several sets of paw prints and mouse prints and put the information into the compuuuper for a match. Luckily, they got a cold hit on both paw prints.

The two suspects have been taken into custody and are being questioned now.

KOKO statement: I found Chancey wandering around Kinsey's room and offered to take him to a place to play and get some treats. He said okay and I introduced him to Merlin as my new friend.

I didn't mean any harms. I swear.

He played with us for awhile and then...

.....and then.....*choke*

He justs stops moving and we didn't knows what to do fur sure. Merlin said to go ahead and he would take care of things, so that's what I did. I let my big brudder figure out whats to do. I was so upsets that our new friend wouldn't moves or talk anymores.

*breaks down sobbing quietly*

MERLIN statement: So KoKo brings ofur this new little furry guy and introduces him as Chancey and says he found him wandering around Kinsey's room. So we welcome him into the play group and we are all having fun and just playing and.....

........um.....and then.......

Well, I sits on him because that's what I do wif my toys when Ko Ko and I play. I sits on them to hide them and Ko KO has to try and get them. And whens I gets up, Chancey won't move or talk or anything. And Ko Ko and I are really scared and we thinks we are in big troubles and so I tells Ko KO to go and I would take care of things.

So I put Chancey under the bed until I could figures out what to do and later I came backs and figured I would take him to Mom to fix. And that's what I did. I took him and put him where Mom would find him right away and by this time he was kinda stiff and flat looking and .....

....it was horrible and we really didn't mean too. If we had wanted to hurts him we would have eaten and bit him like we do with the gecko we catch but we just wanted to play and he was so fun and, and,,,,,,,,,,
.....and we's so sorry. Mom couldn't fix him I guess.

*looks sadly down at his paws*

End statements with the arrival of counsel for defense Shadow Schumacher who promptly advised her clients to say nothing more.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Murder Mystery Part II

Chancey Mousepetpet was found dead in suspicious
circumstances on Saturday evening. Chancey is the
mouse known for pulling off the "Fool the Pet Store
Worker" highjinks where he and his wife of two min-
utes convinced a petstore worker they were both
males so they could stay together when sold.
Chancey is survived by his wife Penelope P. Pickwick
and their six children, his brother Henry Jamespetpet
and two cousins Oliver Twist-stone and Winston
Penelope is being consoled where she
had her laying-in at her sister Victoria Monk's
The Chief of the Special Victims of Interspecies
Violence Unit has assured the public the best detectives
are on the case and the death will be investigated and
Chancey is sorely missed by his family and
by Mom and Kinsey, who all want the cased solved
and the perpentrator brought to justice.

Autopsy report: One male mouse of healthy proportions and well-fed. No scrapes, bite marks, or any open sores. Appears slightly flattened with pitichial hemoraging in the eyes. Rigor mortis was advanced.

Lab report: No drugs or alcohol found in the blood stream.

Detectives Arthur and Ford have studied paw prints lifted at the scene that belong to two different suspects and DNA has been found also. Det. Ford believes they are looking for more than one perpetrator and that possibly Chancey Mousepetpet may have happened onto the scene of a catnip deal gone bad. But Det. Arthur cautions against jumping to conclusions and suggests the death may have been an accident. Both detectives are working as hard as possible and have given this case top priority.

To be continued.....

Murder Mystery

It was a dark Saturday night when Mom stumbled upon the body of Chancy Mousepetpet lying in the hallway at approx. 9:15 pm. 911 was dialed and detectives immediately dispatched to the scene of the crime. Upon arriving, they discovered the body of a black fluffy mouse lying prone in the hallway. There was no blood, no footprints, no murder weapon, and no clues that could be seen.

Detectives Ford and Arthur, members of the Special Victims of Interspecies Crime Unit, approach the case with a clear mind and no predjudice.

Here is the story of The Death of a Mouse.

Case # 200601
Victim Chancy Mousepetpet
Species Mouse
Colour Black with lighter underbelly
Age Not available
Length 3 " including tail
Date 18 August 2006
Detectives Ford Prefectrat and Arthur Dentrat
Address Mouse House at Ala Napunani by the roundabout

To be continue..............

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

My Secret Paws pressies have arrived...

Oh yea, I've been waiting for this baby.
My Secret Paws goodies. Smells like another
poodie was in here.

Hey Ko Ko, I believe this is mine. Don't get
to comfortable in there.

Hah, I gottcha mousie. Go again Kinsey. Gottcha.

I'm gonna get this package open if it kills me.

*sigh* If only I had opposable thumbs.

Hmmmm, I thought someone opened those mice for me.

Mom could you open the nip, please?

"Hey brudder, I'll do it." says Ko Ko.

Merlin enjoyin' the nip.

I think I will just sit on this. That sounds like
a good idea, yea.

"Merlin hold still and I will take a pict of
you all nipped out." *giggle* says Shadow-
also nipped out.

The aftermath.

Hey Abby Manx. I wants to thank you for the
awesome gifties you sent for Secret Paws.
They were truely special and very
Your Friend~Merlin

Saturday, August 12, 2006

We have been tagged :)

The player of this game starts with "5 weird things/habits about yourself ". In the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names. The people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 5 weird things/habits, as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. Don't forget to leave your victim a comment that says "you're tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

5 Weird Things about the Poiland Rodentia Ratsies:

1. When they are happy they "boggle" which means they makes their eyes look like they are going to pop out their sockets.
2. They don't like rat chow and act like they are starving if not fed people food.
3. Are very particular about their cages and get offended if Mom rearranges anything.
4. Ford like to look in Mom's ear and stick his nose inside of it and sniff.
5. Morgan disappeared out of her cage for 2 days, worrying Mom sick, and mysteriously showed back up with absolutely no explaination.

5 Weird Things about the Poodies:

1. Merlin licks plastic bags of all kinds whenever he gets the chance.
2. Ko Ko constantly talks and mutters to himself.
3. Shadow likes to groom human hair.
4. Merlin cries at the door when Mom leaves and when she comes home.
5. Where we first lived the neighbors complained about Merlin throwing himself at the door when Mom left and making too much noise.

5 Weird Things about Rabbie Burns:

1. Likes to lay on the couch and watch TV with Dad
2. Hate bananas in any form but loves dried apricots.
3. Prefers dry feed to timothy hay.
4. Will chew on cords even after Mom knows they are stripped enough to shock his gums and teeth. (Bad Bunny)
5. Refuses to bite Ko Ko when he smacks him even though he bites everyone else.

5 Weird Things about Mom and Kinsey "Kitten":

1. Mom likes to pick skin, ewwwwwww.
2. Kinsey eats cheetos with chocolate pudding.
3. Mom likes peanut butter and pickles.
4. Mom and Kinsey both likes goth things with skulls and gargoyles.
5. Mom prefers Coke over Pepsi.

We tag Riff, Toby-Wan-Kenobi, Momo, Buttons, and Beowolf

Thursday, August 10, 2006


"Mom says this box is mine, soes I'm putting stinky rub on it.
I wonder what's inside."

"This is mine, soes back off Shadow."

"Hmmm who's it from? *mumble, mumble, mumble* Oh,
oh, oh it's from a "psycho" it says. It's MAX."

"Hey what's got me?"

"Oh it's a red long legged spider. That's neat.
What Mom? Oh not a spider, an ocokitty. Hmm
doesn't look like any cat I've ever seen."

"Heehee, I gots feffers."

"Fangs you so much Max. I loves my pressies.
Especially the ocokitty, nope the feffers, nope the goodies.
Oh I just loves all of them. Thank yous again."
~Loves, Kao' Ko Kung (Ko Ko)

Saturday, August 05, 2006

The 'beans are gone again for about a week and we are left alone with no compuuper.

~Poiland Tribe

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Secret Paws from Timmy Dickens for US............

"Look! What's this. Our Secret Paws goodies. Hmmm"
(Girls investigating box)

"Shut the door, we is hiding in the crinkly wrap. Shhh" (Girls hiding)

"Heehee we is hiding even better. Get in here Narnia." (Girls all over box)

"What it say, huh, what's it say?" Josie.
"Stop leaning on me. Here you read it." Narnia

"It am from Timmy Wimmy. He is our Secret Paw.
He tried to fit in our box, heehee."

"I claim the pretty chew blocks." Philippa.

"I's eatin' a nummy yoggie. They are so good Timmy."

Morgan investigates the castle.

"As we wash up we want to thank you from the bottoms
of our hearts Timmy. You are the bestest and we loves the box,
the papers, the crinkly wrappers, the yoggies, the blocks, and the castles."
~Loves, Narnie, Josie, Philippa, and Morgan

"How come the girls got here first, Mom?" Ford as he reads card.
"Because you are a gentlerat and let them." Mom

"This is all from Timmy Dickens guys. Isn't it great?" Ford.

Arthur grabs yoggie to take in castle, which he LOVES.

3 boys in a box.

"See Mom, I'm washing up in the castle." Georgie.

"Can I have the castle Mom, please, please, please?" Georgie.

"We want to thanks you so much Timmy Wimmy.
We loves the Secret Paws pressies. They are great.
(and Mom says I can have the castle in my cage, *snicker*)" Georgie

Dear Timmy I Ford would like to say Thank you so much
for the wonderful pressies. They tasted great and they are
so much fun to play in. Arthur and I got some of the tissue papers
to decorate our cage with. We all got yoggies and chew blocks.
We love you. *foof, sniffe, sniff*


Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Thank you so much Secret Paw Bonita......

So here I was sittin' on the couch (my favorite place to sit) and Mom
says "Hey Rabbie, your Secret Paws package came, and it has a carrot
on it and it is so pretty and it is from Bonita Chinchilla."
"Let me see it Mom." I says. "Oooooh"

Can you believe all this loot? It is great. Lot's of things to chew and munch.

I'ms gonna open this now, okay Mom?

I've gots to check out this pile I flipped over here. I threw the packages I liked
them so much. Oh boy, thank you Bonita.

This piece is mine. See I have my footsie on it and I'm savin it for later.

Check out this new chew toy. Oh yea I loves to chew,
but I'm still gonna chew the couch too.

Thank you sooooooooooo much Bonita Chinchilla.
I loves all my secret presents so much. You
are the bestest friend ever.
Love ~Rabbie Burns